Is that a squid...or a fish...?

XD

Ron's birthday today, which also meant bleach rom 9-1pm.

But that isn't it.

The main thing was heading for Sakae Sushi at the airport. A much more quieter place then probably much others.

My stomach hurts after that...feast.

But the fun thing was, one of Ron's friend (justin, I think), trying to eat a Iki or whatever it's called. It's white and probably tasteless.

Well, his was Contaminated or something, since his produced water when mine didn't. The result was him being sick or something, while everyone made fun of him by eating one and not having any problems. So, that poor bugger was forced to eat Wasabi. =D

The worse thing was...he thought it was a fish, when it was a squid! XD. How can a fish have such hard flesh..? >_>

Ron's friends got him a book, titled something along the lines of "What to do if you are getting screwed on a date/getting screwed by your loved ones" or something along the lines. It was basically sexual education to a certain extent. If only the schools had given each of us one copy each, I think I, for one, will definately head to CME every week. Heck, I would probably request for more CME lessons!

Let's face it. CME is boring. We know everything. If only something such as this is added, it actually gives us valuable knowledge! Like..erm..say...."How to remove a bra with one hand". C'mon, that >>>>>>>>>>>>> why you should not go so quickly..blah blah blah. Heck, that book included a chapter on having an affair without getting caught, and another on how to have sex in cramped areas, such as the airplane toilets (To ensure that it won't be too time consuming, do not wear underwear<--XD). It was probably the most enlightening day of my life, sex wise. Too bad schools don't teach this kind of stuff, prefering to teach the same damned thing from primary 1 to JC 2. We don't need to know all that crap about "How to maintain a good relationship" by reading some retarded story, which actually IS retarded. We need to know how to produce a fake orgasm! Better yet, DETECT a fake orgasm! That's the critical thing. If you know he/she is faking it, you are doing it wrong. Go watch some porn or something to correct yourself.

Oh well.

Happy Birthday Ron! All the best for the year ahead! :D

And sorry we didn't get you the present *glares at the energy*. We give it to you on the 7th of December *glares at Rukia fan-boy*